Punny

asked, the man said he was climbing the billboard to have an ad-vantage...

To work in ‘Subway’, one needs quite a bit of training. :)

I keep my fingernails in a folder: I filed all ten of them.

When

Is toothpaste produced when one grinds teeth?

“A4 paper”, I read somewhere. “Isn’t, it P?” I thought

Obesity is increasing. In fat, it is becoming a huge problem.

Author Info:
Hi, I am Pradyumana and I am in grade 9. I love reading and writing PUNS.

Comedy Nights with Manthan

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Didn’t do your English homework? Failed the science exam? Lost your project? Never fear, comedy nights with Manthan are here to entertain those suffering students with jokes, riddles, and a haiku.

1.What's another name for Santa's elves?
A.Subordinate Clauses.

2.What happened to the plant in math class?
A.It grew square roots.

3.What is a chalkboard's favorite drink?
A.hot chalk-olate!

4.Why did Allen sir need a ladder?

ladder
A.To reach the high notes.

5.How does Shalini ma’am come to school?

school bus
A.Mostly on her scholar-ship, but sometimes she arrives on her sylla-bus too.

6.What do you call a camp full of ADHD kids who are forced to study?
A.A concentration camp!

7.How do you keep the school clean?
A:By staying at home!

8.Why do mathematicians like airlines?
A.They use Pi-lots.

Still more laaaaughter ;)
Q: What is Sujatha Ma’am favorite dish?
A: Pie (pi)!

Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
A: His teacher told him that it was a piece of cake!

Q: Why was the Boy’s Report Card Wet?
A: Because it was below C level!

Q: What is Beethoven doing in his grave?
A: Decomposing!

By Nikhil & Rishi
Grade7